# Your Positions

- We should use animals however we like, as long as we aren't just hurting them for no reason. Humans are superior! ([Start Over](/Vegan Philosophy Adventure))

- ♪ I just can't wait to be king! ♫ Give me that peasant footstool! My comfort, taste, and pleasure is a perfectly good reason to eat animals. It would only be bad if I hurt an animal for absolutely no reason, like kicking a dog just because I wanted it to see it be hurt. ([Go back](D))

# What Happened

**You died!** Extra-terrestrials landed on Earth, and found a bunch of tasty humans. They didn't seem to find humans very intelligent. Humans don't even know how to do faster-than-light travel yet, and they barely understand string theory! They might have let you live freely if you were a peaceful animal, but you know what they say: do as the Roman's do. It seems on Earth among omnivores the custom is to eat other animals for your own pleasure.

They let the vegans and farm animals go, of course, since it is their custom to live without hurting others!